marie antoinette iz diz austrian princezz who haz a well bad lyf. her muvva woz lyk a propa cow and wonted 2 marri her off 2 sum total french minga (note: I don't have anything against French people) when she woz 14. hiz name woz louis xv whateva that iz an she had 2 leave austria 2 live wiv im...gutted. louis woz a crap boyf an husband an he used to sit on hiz own an he woznt bovvered abat her an she woz a bit fed up tbh >:[. she turned into a reight slag an slept wiv sum ova man who woz another gals. i mean wot happened to bros b4 hoes marie? she said it woz all liez but it woz v obz cuz she had 4 kidz and he couldnt hav made em so...
anywai marie got dun for sum necklace or summat and france went into sum reight bad money probz and marie wonted 2 help but every1 thought she woz a propa bitch an the king an queen woz like in sum reight cra. then later she well annoyed sum commoners an they went to kill her an called her a 'austrian whore' - bit harsh? so she ran off wiv louis whateva his name iz an then sum country called prussia an austria wer well miffed wiv france an they had a scrap an prussia won. they wonted rid ov marie so they sumhow found her an lyk lopped 'er head off an she woz well gutted at that...the end ov marie antoinette.
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